Continuing my thoughts about twittering...I think it would have been interesting if David would have had access to this…we might have seen something like this…
- Got a visit from Samuel today, he poured some oil on my head and called me a king! Really?
- Going to visit my brothers tomorrow—they are fighting on the front lines.
- Uh…my brothers are actually not fighting…they’re messing their drawers!
- Going to fight Goliath!
- Killed him, going to carry around his head for awhile.
- Wow…love my new role as a general…the people are making up cool songs about me.
- Uh…thinking that maybe Saul isn’t liking my role so much…and the songs people are singing seem to make him angry.
- Saul just threw a spear at me - he’s definitely angry
- Hiding out in a cave, around 400 people showed up when they found out I was here—looks like I have a church!
- Saul won’t quite chasing me! I wish someone would do something about this.
- God killed him—Saul won’t be chasing me anymore.
- Looks like the people want me to be king.
- Going to take Jerusalem…the enemy said it could not be done. Glad my life is not controlled by what the enemy says.
- Took my clothes off and danced today…what fun!
- Loving life in the palace!
- Bathsheba is looking hot today…might give her a call.
- Bathsheba is going to come by tonight so we can chat.
- Uh oh—we did more than chat…hopefully that’s the end of that though.
- Just got a text from Bathsheba—she’s pregnant—not good.
- Going to ask Uriah to come home…he will go sleep with her…problem solved.
- Dang it—he’s godly…going to have to kill him.
- Nathan is coming by to see me today—I love that guy.
- Not liking Nathan so much right now! But…he’s right.
- I understand God’s grace right now!
- Going to build a temple for God—woo hoo!
- Strike that—God doesn’t want me to build the temple—just raise the money for it.
- Going to announce that Solomon is to be the next King…I sure hope he is wise!
Those are probably just a few of the things he might have said. :-)