#1 - Pray really small prayers…seriously, don’t ask God for ANYTHING big. He DID put an interstate highway through a sea, demolished the walls of Jericho and brought the dead back to life…but I’m sure He doesn’t do things like that anymore! :-)
#2 - Celebrate the past WAY more than you anticipate the future, thus becoming a museum and not a movement!
#3 - Allow those who have never actually done anything for Jesus dictate to you what they believe you can and can’t do for Him!
#4 - Listen and repond to every critic.
#5 - Wait until everything makes perfect sense before you make a decision.
#6 - Spend more time on blogs than you do in your Bible.
#7 - Become more agenda driven than GOSPEL driven!
#8 - Actually believe that EVERYONE must be 100% happy with every detail.
#9 - Vote!
#10 - Become angry/jealous over what God is doing at other places and become hyper focused on all of their problems, thus overlooking your own!